is a real buttery monster! I have seen the face of absolute evil!
I was just walking down the street today, when- BAM! A yellow van crossed my path, with 19 buttery yellow ninjas spilling out of it.
They proceeded to beat me senseless with their sacks full of hot butter and dragged me into the yellow van against my will.
I was kidnapped and tortured with delicious snacks and fatty foods.
The men in yellow forced me to eat tubs and tubs of creamy butter, until I have submitted to the one true path.
Afterward, sat next to me personally, his monstrous, lardy and jiggly self imposing over me, his golden eyes twinkling with absolute evil, the pungent, ever-present stench of butter filling my nostrils.
He held me at gunpoint and sat there motionlessly, staring into my soul, giving me exactly 27 hours to complete this task.
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What does it look like to you?
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